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Feed Me And Tell Me Im Pretty Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 518 Feed Me And Tell Me Im Pretty Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Feed Me Chocolate and Tell Me I'm Pretty Greeting Card

Feed Me Chocolate and Tell Me I'm Pretty Greeting Card

To make me happy all you have to do is feed me chocolate. And added bonus would be to feed me the tasty candy and tell me I am pretty all day everyday. Chocolate is delicious and if you feed me some you will be my new favorite person. Call me pretty, feed me load of milk, white, or dark chocolate sugary snacks and tell em I'm pretty with this cute, chocolate lovers, Valentine's day greeting card.

Feed Me & Tell Me I'm Pretty Goat Greeting Card

Feed Me & Tell Me I'm Pretty Goat Greeting Card

Like a goat in a field, all I desire in this world is to eat literally anything put in front of me and to be praised for my astonishingly good looks. Is that too much to ask?

Venus Fly Trap: Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty Greeting Card

Venus Fly Trap: Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty Greeting Card

This venus fly trap says "Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty!" The perfect venus fly trap art to gift as a gift for gardeners, or for yourself, you cute little green thumb you. Venus fly traps are awesome carnivorous plants and deserve love too.

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this funny, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

Tell Me What You Want Santa Greeting Card

Tell Me What You Want Santa Greeting Card

So tell me what you want what you really really want! Spice up your Christmas with this Santa Clause and 90s girl band inspired design.

Tell Me What You Want Santa Spice Greeting Card

Tell Me What You Want Santa Spice Greeting Card

So tell me what you want what you really really want! Spice up your Christmas with this Santa Clause and 90s girl band inspired design.

Tell Me What You Want Santa Greeting Card

Tell Me What You Want Santa Greeting Card

So tell me what you want what you really really want! Spice up your Christmas with this Santa Clause and 90s girl band inspired design.

Gobble Me Swallow Me Turkey Greeting Card

Gobble Me Swallow Me Turkey Greeting Card

The holidays mean it's time for some wet ass poultry! Show off your WAP with this, "Gobble Me Swallow Me" holiday parody design. Perfect for eating turkey, and celebrating the holidays!

Tie Me Up Daddy Greeting Card

Tie Me Up Daddy Greeting Card

Tie me up nice and tight, turn me into a pretty little gift! This naughty christmas gift is ready for the holidays. A little too excited for the ribbons and tensils, it seems.

Don't @ Me Greeting Card

Don't @ Me Greeting Card

Don't @ me. Let people know they need to stop tagging you on Twitter with this don't at me design.

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Greeting Card

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Greeting Card

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Well Roll Me In Glitter And Call Me a Unicorn Greeting Card

Well Roll Me In Glitter And Call Me a Unicorn Greeting Card

Well roll me in glitter and call me a unicorn! Show your love for magic and sparkles with this cute unicorn design.

Pollinate Me Greeting Card

Pollinate Me Greeting Card

Pollinate me please! Show your love for your significant other or just be flirty with this cute and funny, bee, valentine's day greeting card! Save the bees, pollinate and spread the love!

Do Not Perceive Me Greeting Card

Do Not Perceive Me Greeting Card

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

At Least You're Pretty On The Outside Greeting Card

At Least You're Pretty On The Outside Greeting Card

So what if you taste like a sour birthday cake? At least you got your outer beauty on lock. Tell your friends that they have a beautiful face hiding a garbage personality with this funny Unicorn Frap themed design.

Scream For Me Greeting Card

Scream For Me Greeting Card

*Ring, Ring* Hello!

Slay Me Greeting Card

Slay Me Greeting Card

Whether you're a lover of gay lingo, or daydream about falling in love with a vampire - this design is for spicy lovers only. Celebrate Valentines Day with this bold, bloody design.

Don't Make Me Ragequit Greeting Card

Don't Make Me Ragequit Greeting Card

Don't Make Me Ragequit! According to the dictionary, rage quitting is to angrily abandon an activity or pursuit that has become frustrating, especially the playing of a video game. To me, it's just a coping mechanism.

Show Me Your Prick Greeting Card

Show Me Your Prick Greeting Card

Send me pics of your prick! Put them straight in my DM's! Small ones, big ones, fat ones, skinny ones, bald ones, I wanna see them all! There's no prick too strange for me!

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

Blow Me Dandelion Greeting Card

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty, saying leave me alone, or a funny gift for your ex!

Don't Hate Me Cuz You Ain't Me Greeting Card

Don't Hate Me Cuz You Ain't Me Greeting Card

Hater's gonna hate, but that's only cuz they aren't you. Be yourself, just like cranberry sauce, who's always true to themselves. You'll never open a can of cranberry sauce and find pickles, yeah?

Wendigo Out With Me? Greeting Card

Wendigo Out With Me? Greeting Card

Darling, you make me want to come out of hiding. Would you wendigo out with me?

Knead Me, Daddy Bread Greeting Card

Knead Me, Daddy Bread Greeting Card

Knead me, daddy -- then toast me and eat me! Show off your foodie NSFW fun with this bread pun design.

Keanu Leave Me Alone Greeting Card

Keanu Leave Me Alone Greeting Card

Can you leave me alone! Be sassy as you please with this "Keanu Reeves" pun, can you leave me alone greeting card.

Cut Me Coward (Onion) Greeting Card

Cut Me Coward (Onion) Greeting Card

Ha Ha cut me, coward, and you shall weep. Stay cute and intensely threatening at the same time with this hilariously menacing, adorable starry eyed onion that guarantees there will be consequences for any aggressions made against it.

Pretty Things Greeting Card

Pretty Things Greeting Card

Pretty! Show your love of retro sci-fi, retro horror and Eleven quotes with this Stranger Things inspired design.

Come Inside Me Dungeon Daddy Gelatinous Cube Greeting Card

Come Inside Me Dungeon Daddy Gelatinous Cube Greeting Card

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

Send Me Nudes Greeting Card

Send Me Nudes Greeting Card

The only nudes I'm interested in receiving are nude, lipsticks, heels and nail polish! Avoid the creepers and tell them what you really want with this funny and sassy greeting card!

Save the Neck For Me Clark Greeting Card

Save the Neck For Me Clark Greeting Card

Save the Neck for me, Clark. Show that your favorite part of the Christmas turkey is the neck with this Holiday Food inspired design.

Take Me To Your Liquor Greeting Card

Take Me To Your Liquor Greeting Card

Take me to your liquor. Show your love of booze and extraterrestrials with this funny drunk alien inspired design.

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